Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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