Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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