Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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