put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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