Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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