I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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