Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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