Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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