I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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