it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
