AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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