I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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