there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My bed smells like the plague
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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