so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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