if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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