if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Randomize
