i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
