Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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