Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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