I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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