His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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