you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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