Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
