she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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