he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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