don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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