at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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