is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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