Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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