seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
