She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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