windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my sisters under your porch take her home
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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