I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
nutella sex= disaster
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
