For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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