"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
