Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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