Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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