am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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