I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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