"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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