Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
