i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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