just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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