im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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