Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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