guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
