no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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