we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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