If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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