I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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