I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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