I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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