The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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