is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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