Your tits are I can't wait for
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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